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DIALING...

You have reached RED.
Please leave a message after the tone.

Comments

[isthebest]

… Seriously. Is this the kind of stuff you think about on that freezer when you're doing nothing? "I wonder how long Green spends on his hair, doesn't he know wearing the same old hat for years every day is so much easier"?

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[ His dad gave his this hat, but he'll let it slide because you are his friend. ]

I think about whether eating shaved ice would make any difference with the cold. [ Let him show you the ways. Now you shall be indulged. ] And if I should invest in a body warmer.

[isthebest]

[ nothing is beyond being teased, Red. even not hats from dads. especially when they are worn by you. ]

Why wouldn't you invest in a body warmer? …wait. [ wait wait waitwaitwait-- ]

Are you still on that mountain?!

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No. I'm on a different mountain this time. [ Green. Please think this through.

Carefully. Process the conversation so far. You shall come to the answer to your own question. ]

[isthebest]

[ IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.

A JOKE.

IT WASN'T MEANT TO COME TO THIS. ]

I'm hanging up.

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So you think I should get a body warmer? [ Completely ignoring yet somehow holding Green off from hanging up.

what a baby ]

[isthebest]

[ moving phone from ear.

pressing the end call button.

nope.

n o p e ]

[competition]

[ WIIIINNNNNNERRRRR!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH...!

I mean yes bye. ]

[isthebest]

[ yes, you are the winner of weirdos. congratulations. ugh. ]