IC INBOX ◓ HOLLY HEIGHTS 1493

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DIALING...

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[isthebest]

[ ugh he wanted you to be suffering more. jerk. he sighs. ]

Yeah, peachy. [ like he's going to mope. ] They just better be safe. I don't like the idea of any guy but me handling them.

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[ He is suffering quite a lot, okay!! Just won't express it! ]

What if they gave Arcanine a mohawk? [ Cause obviously that's what Red would do if he handled Green's Pokemon. ]

[isthebest]

What if Pikachu tail's the new fad dish, hey loser!?

[ YOU DO NOT GO THERE. ]

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Machamp in a pink tutu. [ HE WENT THERE. ]

[isthebest]

[ OH. ]

The only one's wearing a tutu will be you guys after we beat you down. Got that?

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Uh-huh. [ Like he'll lose to you. ]

I don't see what's wrong with a pink tutu, though. [ It'll help you get chicks. ]

[isthebest]

Tch. [ A RIVAL CAN DREAM. ]

Great, you wear one then. Let me know when you get a mow-hawk too. [ Which will help you get chicks. ]

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But you're the one into hair. [ He would know.

Your hair isn't fluffy at all. ]

[isthebest]

What? [ what are you on about Red

that is totally not Green right now at all. ]

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I thought you were... [ How does he say it-- ]

Your hair always looked like it's styled.

[ so... you know... shouldn't you be the one rocking the mohawk?! ]

[isthebest]

If that makes me into hair, why don't you try going for the bald look.

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I'm just saying that you spend a lot of time on your hair. [ Maybe hours, but he doesn't know. ]

[isthebest]

… Seriously. Is this the kind of stuff you think about on that freezer when you're doing nothing? "I wonder how long Green spends on his hair, doesn't he know wearing the same old hat for years every day is so much easier"?

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[ His dad gave his this hat, but he'll let it slide because you are his friend. ]

I think about whether eating shaved ice would make any difference with the cold. [ Let him show you the ways. Now you shall be indulged. ] And if I should invest in a body warmer.

[isthebest]

[ nothing is beyond being teased, Red. even not hats from dads. especially when they are worn by you. ]

Why wouldn't you invest in a body warmer? …wait. [ wait wait waitwaitwait-- ]

Are you still on that mountain?!

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No. I'm on a different mountain this time. [ Green. Please think this through.

Carefully. Process the conversation so far. You shall come to the answer to your own question. ]

[isthebest]

[ IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.

A JOKE.

IT WASN'T MEANT TO COME TO THIS. ]

I'm hanging up.

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So you think I should get a body warmer? [ Completely ignoring yet somehow holding Green off from hanging up.

what a baby ]

[isthebest]

[ moving phone from ear.

pressing the end call button.

nope.

n o p e ]

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[ WIIIINNNNNNERRRRR!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH...!

I mean yes bye. ]

[isthebest]

[ yes, you are the winner of weirdos. congratulations. ugh. ]