IC INBOX ◓ HOLLY HEIGHTS 1493

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[isthebest]

[ Silence. Sure is sounding like Red already. ]

Red.

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Green. [ He says his name normally, kind of surprised. Guess who didn't look at caller ID-- ]

Hey. [ RIGHT RIGHT uh... ] When did you get here?

[isthebest]

Two days ago. When did you get here? And since when did you own a phone?

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They gave me one when I arrived. [ Give him a moment as he actually can see calendars and times now. ]

Three days ago.

[ You know what this means? ]

[isthebest]

A day before me, huh. I'd say I got lucky there.

[ Ain't gonna be jealous about that. ]

They take your pokémon too?

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[ wow why is it when he's first he doesn't get to call you the slowpoke-- ] It's actually not that bad here.

Yeah. We have to ask him to get them back. [ What else is there. ] But you can't see him.

[isthebest]

So we can't get our pokémon back unless some guy feels like it, and it's not that bad here to you?

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Basically. [ SOUNDS FUN, RIGHT?! ]

I guess it's better to say that it can be worse. [ Remember he lived on a mountain. ]

[isthebest]

[ out of his own volition. ]

Could be worse, huh…

[ in that case. ] So then, what's it like not having a mouse attached to you 24/7?

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Weird. [ He is miserable...!! If only slightly. ]

What about you?

[isthebest]

[ ugh he wanted you to be suffering more. jerk. he sighs. ]

Yeah, peachy. [ like he's going to mope. ] They just better be safe. I don't like the idea of any guy but me handling them.

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[ He is suffering quite a lot, okay!! Just won't express it! ]

What if they gave Arcanine a mohawk? [ Cause obviously that's what Red would do if he handled Green's Pokemon. ]

[isthebest]

What if Pikachu tail's the new fad dish, hey loser!?

[ YOU DO NOT GO THERE. ]

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Machamp in a pink tutu. [ HE WENT THERE. ]

[isthebest]

[ OH. ]

The only one's wearing a tutu will be you guys after we beat you down. Got that?

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Uh-huh. [ Like he'll lose to you. ]

I don't see what's wrong with a pink tutu, though. [ It'll help you get chicks. ]

[isthebest]

Tch. [ A RIVAL CAN DREAM. ]

Great, you wear one then. Let me know when you get a mow-hawk too. [ Which will help you get chicks. ]

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But you're the one into hair. [ He would know.

Your hair isn't fluffy at all. ]

[isthebest]

What? [ what are you on about Red

that is totally not Green right now at all. ]

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I thought you were... [ How does he say it-- ]

Your hair always looked like it's styled.

[ so... you know... shouldn't you be the one rocking the mohawk?! ]

[isthebest]

If that makes me into hair, why don't you try going for the bald look.

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I'm just saying that you spend a lot of time on your hair. [ Maybe hours, but he doesn't know. ]

[isthebest]

… Seriously. Is this the kind of stuff you think about on that freezer when you're doing nothing? "I wonder how long Green spends on his hair, doesn't he know wearing the same old hat for years every day is so much easier"?

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[ His dad gave his this hat, but he'll let it slide because you are his friend. ]

I think about whether eating shaved ice would make any difference with the cold. [ Let him show you the ways. Now you shall be indulged. ] And if I should invest in a body warmer.

[isthebest]

[ nothing is beyond being teased, Red. even not hats from dads. especially when they are worn by you. ]

Why wouldn't you invest in a body warmer? …wait. [ wait wait waitwaitwait-- ]

Are you still on that mountain?!